What'd I do today, you ask? (I heard you askin'.)
Oh, not much, just SAVED A LIFE!!!
Holy frickin' moly.
Swimming at the pool. Some little kid is all, "AHHhhhhhhh!!! AAahhhhhh!!!! EEEEEeeeee!!!" In the deep end. No adults around. The kid was panicking and his face was barely staying up above the water, his arms were crazy all around.
There were two lifeguards on duty. Sleeping, I guess.
I swam to him, fast, zoooooom, zooooom. I was there. Grabbed that little kid around the chest and side-stroked his little booty to the pool edge. I put his chubby hands on the deck and lifted his butt from below. Thankfully, two adults were there to help pull him out. Because by then I was getting shakey. What just happened?!
The mom was very thankful. Another lady was thankful. I was embarrassed. The lifeguards looked oblivious.
All in a days' work.
Back to the set of Baywatch for me.